Kiss Hawke and Destroy the Chantry
Funny?

Drunk

Is silly


Drunk may equal silly

I like being drunk


But this


Is silly

Too many emotions

Dumb

Am I the only one who thinks that maybe Sera isn’t as cute and cool as everyone else does? Just like… Wow, a sassy elf who lives on the fringes of society. I dunno. I’m going to guess she’s a scrappy, tough as nails rogue who learns the meaning of friendship and unity— I’ll also venture to guess that she’s either the gay or bisexual love interest? I don’t know. So far. It seems like her (seeming!) irrelevance to the story makes her sort of an outlier, which inevitably means she’s one of the semi-castoff characters that gets thrown to the queers as a “sorry, here’s a cute elf girl with no plot relevance, the straight characters are gunna go off and do some real stuff while Sassy-pants over here is sassy.”


I could totally, absolutely be wrong. I’m just basing this off what I’ve read and how she looks, so for all I actually know, she could be the biggest goddamn deal of the story. I just have a feeling that maybe she’s not the coolest cat, and I’m getting tired to people over-inflating her? I’m… Not really gunna get my hopes up for any of three characters yet. Hmmm.

If I’m wrong about her, though, and I’m just jumping to conclusions, I formally state my apology to both the Sera and whoever else will inevitably find this post and yell at me.

brokenboss:

Dirk Loses Gay Chicken
Dirk- harrowingwhisperer
Cronus- kitsuneheart

I got nervous! (I’m the dirk. So very, very dirk.)
jake-dundee:

Cronus: heres wonderwall
if you guys are in here let me know ill tag you

side note: meenah i never notice your photobomb until i uploaded this i died laughing

jake-dundee:

Cronus: heres wonderwall

if you guys are in here let me know ill tag you

side note: meenah i never notice your photobomb until i uploaded this i died laughing

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

Soy Sauce - Anders Lute Love song 7
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harrowingwhisperer:

A second of your time, sirrah,

 Let me please tell you a story.

A trifle little thing, my life-

Not a glimmer of your glory.

I was fourteen when a barn burned down,

A little action sealed my fate.

It all seems very distant now,

Not like my life of late.

I used to be a happy man,

Not a worry blessed my mind,

But I met misfortune in the past,

I’ve grown so old in such short time.

I’m sure you’d like to know my name,

But I think I’ve lost it too.

I’ve never been a better “Anders” though,

Then when I’ve been with you.

Sometimes you gotta just destress and draw some gay mages.

Sometimes you gotta just destress and draw some gay mages.

Way more recent sketches of Anders and Hawke.

I’m not fucking with you when I say that I have at least fifteen more of these dumb doodles in my sketchbook. AT LEAST. Like, some pictures are just hands touching, or like, silly faces and dialogue. Just… Dragon Age has saturated my life once more. It’s beautiful.

Also, ignore the fact that the first picture has a lot of words. Those are notes, supposedly. No one has ever deciphered what they truly mean. It is a mystery.



My life is gay mages.

Let’s talk about gay mages going on an adventure.
Let’s talk about an older, blond mage getting aggrivated, tired, and covered in dirt while running around the wounded coast, eventually having to drag his younger, altruistic, co-dependant Champion boyfriend back home so he can get some goddamn sleep.