Goddamn it I should’ve just written it in comic sans, because fuck knows the words would’ve looked better than this. Shoot me please? Thanks. I don’t comic. Also, read this fanfiction (if you’re a fan of literally anything Dragon Age). It’s super well written, really interesting, and everyone is happy in the end. Well. Uh. Sort of happy in the end. Or maybe not happy at all. Who’s to say? Read the fanfiction! (Pairs include M!Hawke/Anders, F!Hawke/Isabella/Fenris, Carver/Merril, and Bethany/Sebastian. It;s REALLY well written; fast paced with awesome characterization, amusing and passionate at the same time, and you pretty much root for everyone and wish them all well. The end is also cool as fuck. Read it! It’s soooo good!)**Disclaimer that the story is far better than my art. Aw yeah. I literally did NOTHING to do these character’s justice; it’s supposed to be Marian and Bethany Hawke talking, but they both look like nuggets and I’m so sorry about that. Q-Q

Goddamn it I should’ve just written it in comic sans, because fuck knows the words would’ve looked better than this. Shoot me please? Thanks. I don’t comic.

Also, read this fanfiction (if you’re a fan of literally anything Dragon Age). It’s super well written, really interesting, and everyone is happy in the end. Well. Uh. Sort of happy in the end. Or maybe not happy at all. Who’s to say? Read the fanfiction! (Pairs include M!Hawke/Anders, F!Hawke/Isabella/Fenris, Carver/Merril, and Bethany/Sebastian. It;s REALLY well written; fast paced with awesome characterization, amusing and passionate at the same time, and you pretty much root for everyone and wish them all well. The end is also cool as fuck. Read it! It’s soooo good!)

**Disclaimer that the story is far better than my art. Aw yeah. I literally did NOTHING to do these character’s justice; it’s supposed to be Marian and Bethany Hawke talking, but they both look like nuggets and I’m so sorry about that. Q-Q

anders-relatable:

roses are red violets are blue i’m a free mage so excuse the fuck outta you

Soy Sauce - Anders Lute Love song 7
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A second of your time, sirrah,

 Let me please tell you a story.

A trifle little thing, my life-

Not a glimmer of your glory.

I was fourteen when a barn burned down,

A little action sealed my fate.

It all seems very distant now,

Not like my life of late.

I used to be a happy man,

Not a worry blessed my mind,

But I met misfortune in the past,

I’ve grown so old in such short time.

I’m sure you’d like to know my name,

But I think I’ve lost it too.

I’ve never been a better “Anders” though,

Then when I’ve been with you.

Sometimes I drink a bottle of wine and get mad at myself.

It works so well.

Soy Sauce - Anders
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           I still remember our first kiss you know.
I will never approve of this obsession though.

           Your support means the world to me.

If you cared about his health or happiness, you’d let him be.

            What was I saying? I seem to be losing my train of thought….

It would be better if you left, and forgot about him.

            My heart would break if I forgot.

You’re ruining my reasoning for

 

If I lost you, I would lose every piece of myself that I have left that belongs to me and no one else.

— Everything I’m doing, can’t you see it’s a battle of death and health? This cause needs a champion, I can’t stop for you or anyone else.

 

I’m losing control of myself (my cause).

What’s the death toll of this plan (of this pause)?

Please take me back to who I was—I was at peace (was pure).

You’re the key to my freedom—you’re the cure (death of me).

 

Are these my emotions? (Or are they mine?)

I’m just a monster (just a monster).

Give it time.

Soy Sauce - found me
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I’m glad that you’re around

When I was lost you found me

When you call, I’m there

You’ve picked me up, so it only seems fair to return the favour

I savour that you’re still around

You found me

I wanna run away

But you convince me to stay

We sail the self-same boat

Our love keeps us afloat, so it’s important that you know this is about you

Us two, we’ll run away

Or we can stay

soy sauce - drunk sone
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I ambradshing my destined liveries

I would love it if you’d sitr by me


your hair smells so nice what type of soup do you use

I wrote soup instead of soap so I’;ve had too much booze

I’m making too many typpos I am not good with words

But you’re still cool as shit and we could totally fly like birds

We’ll fly through pretty forsts and we’ll fly over seas

But that’s only super great

If you’re sitting by me
Desined liveries, sit by me, soap do you use. I wrote soup.  Abotte and a half of wine. I am not good with words. We could fly like birds/. I fucked up but I’m too dfrunk to care.
lOok up measure for measure for measyure. IO hate my english professor. I don’t lioke this song. I am drunk so I’m wrong.  I don’t know what I’m saying. When I wake uptommoorro I’ll be praying. Pleasre don’t remeber my musical talent by this. itn really sucks it sounds liek piss.

Say hello if you saw me at AOD! I was Equius on both Homestuck panels!!

your voice belongs in a Disney movie you should apply as the next prince or something idk
Anonymous

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you are way too nice.

…… You are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too nice.

Character Representation (And How the Internet is Ruining It For All of Us).

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Of you don’t all read this, I’m gunna pee in your shoes. This is an amazingly written exploration into the problems that occur and run pretty rampant within Internet culture. It’s a good read. Check it out. Spread the word.